Drumroll please............Not pregnant.
Test number one: Wednesday morning, at my doctor's office. He calmly said, "well your test is negative".
Test number two: Thursday morning, in pre-op with the anesthsiologist, the man trying to get some laughs. He spoke loudly and without hesitation says,"Congratulations, you're not pregnant!" -he obviously had no idea we have been trying for 3.5 years.
Test number three: Friday afternoon, the pre-op nurse very sympathetically says, "well, you're test was negative; I'm sorry." she obviously DID know we were ttc.
And then I started my cycle today. But life must go on, right?! :)